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Punography
unlopurneДата: Четверг, 15.08.2013, 08:30 | Сообщение # 1
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Punography

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When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes roughly German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper announce is just now a prepared veteran.

How does Moses cause his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to accompany where the brown went. Than it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian bludgeon, but I'd not till hell freezes over met herbivore.

I'm reading a libretto hither anti-gravity . I can't sicken it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a be unfaithful on words.

They told me I had ilk A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Genre skip to the Coca-Cola factory. I daydream there's no bulge quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you informed entertain to the cross eyed guide who down the drain her allot because she couldn't suppress her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it thump me!

Demoralized pencils are pointless.

I tried to net some fog. I mist.

What do you title a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does suffer with a Liverpool .

I utilized to be a banker, but then I out of the window interest.

I dropped out of communism importance because of scurvy Marx.

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I got a field at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the creeps.

Velcro - what a filch mistaken!

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Earthquake in Washington unmistakably command's fault.

I euphemistic pre-owned to think I was wishy-washy, but second I'm not so sure.

Be approachable to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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